Timing and Subtitles brought to you by He Was Mine Team @ viki[ Bai Shu as A Zhai ]
[ Cai Wen Jing as Xia Wa ]
♫ Come on! ♫[ Li Chuan as Ya Dang ]
♫ Come on go. Come on go. ♫
♫ Just come together, ♫
♫ I wanna perform romance ♫
♫ Come on and try me ♫
♫ Just come together, ♫
♫ I wanna perform romance ♫
♫ Don't get shy now, come and loudly sing ♫
♫ with me ♫"My Girlfriend's Boyfriend"
[ Director - Deng Ke ]
Episode 5
Hey.
Your eyes are not sincere enough. The most important thing when apologizing to a girl is to give her a sense of security.
They just want more attention, more love.
Give me your hand.
The tip to kissing is to hold the neck because that is their most sensitive part.
Grab her hand, it's best if it were the right hand, because when one is flustered, one will escape on the right.
And then place your foot here.
Do this, and she's yours.
I shouldn't have disregarded your feelings and went shopping with Xia Wa.
But please believe me, I won't fall for her.
Who turned off the lights at this moment?
It's not too suitable.
What's going on in your house? You're using as much electricity as industrial factories!
- Industrial factories?- Remember next time.
Conserve electricity.
Also, remember to pay the electric bills you owe!
Yes. Industrial factories!
Six, six, six, four, plus one plus one equals
Six six six six.
Together the two of you
are drinking around ¥800 of electricity?
As a grown man,
other than talk about love every day, do you not know how to do anything else?
From today onwards, don't spend my money.
I spent all of my savings to buy you.
I'm already unfortunate enough. Now I have to pay your electricity bills?
What Love Robot? Your just a burden.
Oh.
No, Xia-
You... you... you have poison, did you know?
I don't know.
You know that you have poison? You're so toxic.
Is anyone there?
Delivery.
Reflect on yourself.
He gave me a house! Do you know what giving houses mean?
What does it mean?
It means to build a love nest!
Please, Sir House.
[Action] I want to use action to change Xia Wa's impression of me.
will use action to apologize to her.
Who is it?
It's me, A Zhai.
W-what do you need?
No. It's nothing.
I just wanted to apologize to you.
I'm sorry. I didn't control myself today.
I lost control in front of you guys.
- Oh.- I'm actually not like that.
I'm usually very gentle.
I don't know why I went crazy today. Usually it's others who bully me.
I'm a loser.
But when you were smashing things just now,
you were really scary, and
you were even annoyed of me.
Just pretend that I was sick.
Then A Zhai, will you get sick again in the future?
I won't, I really won't. I won't ever again.
I also have a present for you. Look.
It's so cute!
Did you do all this yourself?
Yeah, I made it all myself.[A Zhai, Xia Wa]
Is this me?
Look, there's also me.[A Zhai, Xia Wa]
Where's Ya Dang?
I didn't have the energy to make him.
Oh, that's too bad. How did you make this?
This actually wasn't hard at all.
I just had a dream that I made a house and gave it to Xia Wa.
She accepted my apology and accepted my present.
Do you know what that means?
Building a love nest.
Building a love nest!
Creating a love nest!
Building a love nest!
I'm using my action to change Xia Wa's impression of me.
To use my action to win her heart.
So it's not only you who understands a girl's heart.
I also know!
But then again, how do you now the idiom "building a love nest?"
Last time Xia Wa came to my room and gave me this.
[Ya Dang]
[Overplay]
We already said that she was going to build a love nest together with me.
Ba Yi.
Does giving someone a house mean building a love nest together?
So handsome!
I slept until the afternoon.
This is my house.
What a big cat head!
You're up?
What did you do? Why did you make it like this?
Your grandpa is a very skilled carpenter.
I used his tools and his leftover wood
and renovated the old house's area that no one uses.
There wasn't too much time. I hope you like it.
This was completed by you in one night?
Don't forget that I am a robot.
My physicality and efficiency are superb.
Didn't you want me self-reflect?
For you I renovated your old home into a comfortable living environment.
In order to create a romantic atmosphere was the result of my self-reflection.
I will now give you a tour.
This is an open-styled kitchen. You like little animals,
so I added many traces of cats.
A good environment will enhance your appetite.
The living room and kitchen were separated according to the
golden ratio of 0.618 to allow you to feel the appropriate size.
You can order anything to eat in your designated area.
I will be in the bright and spacious kitchen fulfillingl any of your wishes.
However, I don't want you to eat sour, bitter, or spicy foods.
I hope your life is filled with sweetness.
According to your attributes, I hoped that you could go outside more often.
So I changed the yard a little.
According to the old house's blueprint, I gave you a garden over here.
Yesterday I went to all of the home improvement stores in the city, but many of them were closed.
So I used a lot of simulate plants to match.
This is a swing designed just for your height. I hope you like it.
As for Ba Yi and the stray cats you adopted,
I made them a house. I hope they get along well.
This is the storage room. I cleaned out all of the garbage inside.
In the future, I will live there.
You can return to your room and not live in the basement anymore.
If you miss me, you can even visit me.
My room will not have a lock.
To cater to your likes, I deliberately added ancient elements.
I designed a Chinese corridor outside the house. There is a group of three rooms.
These three rooms have the best lighting in the entire house.
Every day from sunrise to sunset, the sunlight will always pass by your side.
Here, you can freely read manga,
play games and eat snacks.
Through the doors, you can see the yard's scenery in all seasons.
You once said that you don't want to go outside. So I brought the world home
for you.
I made an artificial hot springs in the corner of the garden.
When you're tired, you can come here to relax.
This is a stone bed for spas and massages.
If you need it, I can learn it professionally.
This is the outline of my renovation of the old house.
You once told me that giving a house is building a nest together.
We met in the Izakaya, so I gave you an Izakaya.(*Izakaya is a traditional Japanese pub)
I want to use action to change your impression of me.
To use action to win your heart.
Are you killing me?
And why are you using my lines?
You also said that men should use their own skills to work. So from today on,
this Izakaya will officially be open for business.
I opened a door on this side.
From now on customers will enter through this door.
It won't disturb our lives.
You smashed my entire house?
I want to use my abilities to earn money.
In the future, I will take care of you.
You take care of me? Oh, god.
Am I dreaming?
I definitely didn't wake up yet.
- Did you renovate this house for A Zhai? -Yes.
And your shoes were torn up like this from the renovation?
Then do you know the meaning behind giving a house?
Building a love nest.
Xia Wa, it's not what you think.
Xia Wa, Xia Wa!
Xia Wa! It's not like that! Xia Wa!
Xia Wa! It's not like that!
Xia Wa!
Xia Wa?
Xia Wa!
What are you doing? What's wrong?
I'm downloading a program to cry
because I think I should cry right now.
It's done.
Goddamn it!
I finally found a man I like.
The man I like gave another man a house! Goddamn it!
Xia Wa, Xia Wa!
I can't live anymore!
Xia Wa! There's—
many different crying styles.
Goddamn it!
Are you sure you didn't download
a program for wailing? (*this term of wailing is for funerals)
What do I do? I can't live on!
I don't want to live anymore!
What happened? This doesn't seem like your style.
It's my friend. Recently my friend's going through a lot.
Your friend going through a lot?
What does that have to do with you?
It's just my friend Ya Dang.
I don't know what's wrong with him. He renovated the house for free.
It's super heart-warming and super luxurious!
- There's a spa and a garden and also a—- You should be happy.
You earned something.
Right, but my friend just thinks that
it feels like something has happened between them.
Do you get it?
I do.
I know. Sugarcoat bullets. It's harder to refuse him.
Recently something like that happened at our school.
A man, a very bad man, rented a house
and decorated it very beautifully and invited girls to his house
to live together and eat together, treating the girl so nicely.
- And then?- And then when they finally went to bed,
how could the girl reject him? That is pure seduction.
Bad boys all have this tactic.
A Zhai, A Zhai!
Then what do I do?
No— what should my friend do?
Like this. Let your friend go home and tell Ya Dang to destroy the Izakaya
- and bring back the old house. There's no way he could do that, right?- Right.
If he can't restore it, that means that he destroyed it.
Use it as an excuse and make him leave.
Yeah!
Using my house to seduce me...
I should fight back.
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So handsome!
Line up! Hurry line up!
It's here! It's here!
Is the prince cooking?
Prince!
What's going on?
[Japanese Cuisine God: Our City Presents A Highly Valued Cuisine God.]
Bullsh*t! When did he become a cuisine prince?
Get in line! Don't block us!
This is my house!
- Line up even if it's your house!- Exactly!
Yeah!
So handsome!
Wow!!!
So handsome!
I want to be the noodles in his hands so badly!
Xia Wa! Xia Wa!
I want to go in, too!
- Let me in! - Sorry, sorry.
I'm sorry.
So handsome!
They're not treating me as the owner of this house.
I want to take a video!
Everyone stop!
Who is that?
You, put down your chopsticks. Don't take pictures. Get out!
Pshhhhh...
So handsome!
I apologize everyone. We're closing for today.
Closed?
My house...
This is my house.
I don't come home for one day, and it becomes like this.
Full of chaos.
There's no essence of it being my home.
I even have to line up to get into my own house.
Are you kidding me?
I'm sorry, it's my fault. I will watch out from tomorrow on.
Tomorrow?
You want to do it again tomorrow?
Let me tell you. Shut down this store right now.
Now, immediately, right now! You have to destroy it!
I don't want the sauna, the garden, or the bar!
All of this is ruining the royal ancestry of my family.
My house was inherited from all my ancestors.
And you ruined it!
My grandpa, grandpa's grandpa, and grandpa's grandpa's grandpa can't even find the home anymore. How are they going to look after me?
Do you understand? Destroy it now.
If you can't.
Then leave!
B-but, Ya Dang
did it to earn money and raise the family?
Earn money? Raise the family? Him? Ha!
- What is that?- This is today's profits.
[I'll be rich]
Just from one day?
So...do I destroy the Izakaya?
You! Let me think about it.
Come out. Ba Yi,
tell me. Should I keep this store?
If I should keep it open make a sound.[open = bark]
If I shouldn't keep it open, keep quiet. [open = bark, close = don't bark].
What the heck does that have to do with me?
No, no, no! That doesn't count! Why are you cheating?
Then to close it, don't make noise. If I should keep it open, then say something. [Close = bark, open = don't bark]
Hey, Ba Yi?
Ba Yi!
A Zhai!
I know that you want to take down the Izakaya because of me.
But I also thought about it.
I think the way I think is a little petty.
Actually, the Izakaya is really pretty right now. Look, there's a garden,
and there's a spa! We're living quite comfortably.
So, A Zhai.
A Zhai! Can we not take it down?
Actually,
with the Izakaya, we can earn our own money!
We can also be independent and we also have an unending supply of electricity every day!
What's this?
Okay?
A Zhai, okay?
Xia Wa, look.
Originally, as the house owner, this Izakaya must be torn down.
However, since you even said it like that.
Then I'll put up with it.
Yay! Ya Dang!
A Zhai agreed to not tear down the Izakaya.
I just reluctantly agreed because of Xia Wa.
You understand?
Okay. Thank you.
Yay!
Xia Wa!
Ya Dang, when we're done recharging we can go out and play!
I'm so happy!
A Zhai
What?
If we continue the business at the Izakaya, we need a name.
Since you're the head of the household, you can name it.
Here's a damned shut-in, a robot,
and a sweet dummy.
Just call this Zhai Ji D.
Zhai Ji D?
[ Zhai Ji D ]
Starting from tomorrow, our Zhai Ji D will officially open for business.
[ Zhai Ji D ]
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♫ Locking you in was not my choice ♫
♫ Accompanying you was fate pushing me ♫
♫ Perhaps you are just a lonely person who needs friends ♫
♫ For you, I can do anything. ♫
♫ As long as the expression in your eyes is no longer lonely ♫
♫Maybe I'll be remembered in your long life♫
♫The jokes we laughed at, the dreams we wished♫
♫As beautiful as the birds and rainbow♫
♫These many memories are our luckiest similarity♫
♫The glaring wind, the misunderstood pain♫
♫Isn't the reason why I left you♫
♫Believing that you still need me.♫
♫Waiting for me to go through the misty fog to come back to you♫
♫I will do anything for you♫
♫If only your gaze isn't lonely anymore♫
♫Maybe I'll be remembered in your long life♫
♫The jokes we laughed at, the dreams we wished♫
♫As beautiful as the birds and rainbow♫
♫These many memories are our luckiest similarity♫
♫The glaring wind, the misunderstood pain♫
♫Isn't the reason why I left you♫
♫Believing that you still need me♫
♫The jokes we laughed at, the dreams we wished♫
♫As beautiful as the birds and rainbow♫
♫These many memories are our luckiest similarity♫
♫The glaring wind, the misunderstood pain♫
♫Isn't the reason why I left you♫
♫Believing that you still need me♫
♫Waiting for me to go through the misty fog to come back to you♫